Napkins. You need em’. If you don’t have them then you would get rib sauce all over your shirt and face and people would think that you were either a slob or had some kind of crazy disease like in 28 Days Later. If you have a big family or restaurant then you should check out this upcoming online auction for 30 Cartons of Vanity Fair Napkins. These napkins come new in bag and in carton. They are fresh and untouched and ready to get soiled with all the goop that comes out of your face while you eat. Be honest, you know it can get pretty nasty sometimes when you sit down at the dinner table. These napkins could probably be shipped to you once you win the auction and since they are already packaged it would be really easy. You can find out more about these napkins and other government auctions by activating your free trial account right now.